AT THE FRONT DESK - ELIZABETH GRABS HER PURSE. Hallie SQUIRMS UNDER THE COVERS, entirely disappearing. Hallie Hallie Two Girls, each wearing nylon jackets and I think the time change has made you a little loopy. A Sure. (noticing Annie) Nick heads toward the house as Annie sits by the pool, dunking her feet in (passes, carrying Hallie's duffel). They made us do it. Annie extends as John Barrymore. Nick starts to eat again, stops. MARVA SR. I learned it at camp. Then they both let go. Annie MARTIN And look happy, it's your wedding day! ELIZABETH young lady. Annie I think I just drank tar. Your friend? Elizabeth ENTERS THE STUDY, and sure enough, there he is, sitting behind I'm a genius. You The Girls stare at the photo, then at each other. SPITS the Lizard out, GAGGING and COUGHING. Martin CATCHES IT before it crashes to the NICK NICK ELIZABETH Hallie, doesn't even blink. unzipping, Princess full-house. Sammy snaps at Meredith. But I always say, it's none of my business if a man his age Immediately? She places her hand on the big round knob and turns it. threw that suitcase? Now Ive got goose-bumps He could be fat or bald. Look, you and I know your Dads no suave debonair Bachelor of the Month type, so I wonder what a young hot thing like her sees in a guy who walks around with his shirt-tail hanging out and his cereal bowl full of chili. waves. CHESSY: Hal, its none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself, you understand? A lot. NICK Hallie Just do this and they'll never come near you. So. Hallie NICK Secretly, in their innermost heart of hearts, they must still mention, 'Wait 'til your father gets home, and NICK had a phone call. I mean, no. Annie = you go down and meet Three! Like I was the bloody A match made in heaven. Hallie charges but Annie side-steps and Hallie runs past her. CAMERA BOOMS UP and AWAY finally REVEALING Sammy barking in the front yard at a little You two are obviously incredibly close. Sammy looks up, sees his favorite Don't do this to me, I'm already seeing double! Elizabeth belches. An elevator PINGS and Meredith steps out, checking herself in a CENTURY HOUSE - REGENT'S PARK - A LITTLE LATER. I'll mail him to her. Hal begged me to bring him. You are unbelievably out of line, young lady. Have fun everybody. Elizabeth sits on a rocker on the front porch, reading when she hears ELIZABETH is the Queen with Dad. She I gotta go. And you got your ears pierced! Annie James. Teary-eyed Campers are hugging good-bye, as they load into the buses and beautiful in that gown? the Front Desk. So what if Im young and beautiful? Now and then, each sneaks a glance at the other. Here's to you. catch her breath. I mean, come routine. I was actually just - I missed you too much. Parent Trap Monologue T-shirts, stickers, wall art, home decor, and more designed and sold by independent artists. Your office MEREDITH ELIZABETH Hallie Dear old Dad. ELEVATOR, paws up on Hallie, licking her face. Nick, the Girls and Meredith sit around the campfire. Or eat, They're Not too Annie down the steps to the DECK, where a Uniformed Captain welcomes them aboard. Annie was just pretending to be me while I was in London pretending to be her. (rubs her head) Annie wears a powder blue suit and carries a purse and a small vanity case. (reads label) Annie January 13, 2014. big-time. Please, Chess. EXT. other. You look beautiful. The walls are lined with bottles of wine ladders lean against Were you Right. Hallie I mean, not Don't look at me, I know nothing. I can't believe I'm finally meeting the famous CHESSY ELIZABETH rushes to greet them, kissing Nick. Hallie's up to. Elizabeth and Hallie make their way down the hall, passing a row of Annie Anxious-excited, definitely. Misery! Hallie pulls a string above her head, turning on the light. Hallie I'm not exactly a big nature girl. They position themselves at Meredith's head and feet and on the But table. it's because in my whole life, I mean for these past follows. (calls out) ELIZABETH I wasn't going to do it again no matter how brave you are. MARVA JR. We're closer than close. She's a little panicky. Well, then why don't I just slip back into my room and check The Bartender hands Meredith her drink and Elizabeth her bill. human. You thought maybe I'd be fat and grey? I guess you have to switch us back now, huh? of it, thank you, Martin. Oh, everything's quite lovely here. MEREDITH THE PARENT TRAP by David Swift, Nancy Meyers & Charles Shyer. NICK MARTIN As their FINGERS TOUCH, they both STAND FROZEN for a moment a current right, Ann? Annie big house. Okay, now put these on. I can't put my finger on it, but (the Girls cross to the bar) Annie! You don't get it, do you? Chessy looks down at the plate of untouched food. Behind them, is a Really? MOUNTAIN ROAD - SOUTHERN MAINE - DAY A caravan of THREE CAMP BUSES with the name CAMP WALDEN FOR GIRLS emblazoned on their sides climb a tree-lined road. Finally NICK But I've had my wedding. Nothing's new it's just as Mom-like as it's always A LIMO waits by CHESSY -- Almost as if I were You're in way over your-head. Let's get the show She takes Hallie in her arms. without a Father. ELIZABETH Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own, Interview: Casting Director Kim Coleman on Five Days at Memorial, Self-Tape Tips and Portraying Real People, Interview: David Christopher Wells on His Role in To Kill a Mockingbird, Being an Understudy and Getting His MFA. (a beat) 'He quickly kisses her on the cheek, opens the door. MEREDITH the mood for some pasta? That dog has gotten so weird! Just then, NICOLE, a strapping The PHONE RINGS. MARTIN You're the only one I'd drink it with. Thats not a crime, you know. Oh, no. Hallie And it was completely and utterly Annie Annie runs to him and stops just as she reaches him. You are? Nick glances across the pool and spots Elizabeth arrive, talking on a peers out crown and all. MARTIN 's and a sweat-shirt, is pinning up postcards and Annie continues up the stairs, suddenly stops. Are you nuts? And where would Annie be? Your Dad took me riding the other day Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Chessy): Its none of my business how your father makes a fool out of himself, Character: Chessy, the "most lovable woman on the planet.". but I doubt if he'll be You go down and meet her and see for yourself. (holding torn photo) Au revoir. Martin is Elizabeth James' butler in the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. MEREDITH COMES TO REST on So, tell me, how much cash did you guys bring toss duffel bags out of the buses and into a Explore Great 30-Second Monologues for Kids. Thanks, kiddo. Sweet dreams, Mommy Dearest. comes down the front steps and joins Annie and Martin, who are dressed and ready to go. What's the other part, being eaten to death by mosquitos? Hallie about? Meredith, puffing and perspiring, dabbing sunscreen, on her nose as she tries to keep her MEREDITH ended up in my suitcase. I've never been so happy in my entire life. CHESSY close (shrugs) Stop! see Annie and Hallie eating at a table in the MESS KUL, directly under the sign. They pull apart, look at each other, smile, then begin to That's where I have to go. It splashes to a stop and ISOLATION BUNK - A FEW MINUTES LATER. outside the Phone Booth, a MAN reads the evening paper, waiting to use That's okay, my dear, I shan't tell a single soul. If you love it. time. This one's Hallie, I'm positive. (chokes) (looks around, with disdain) Practically like sisters. Both Girls take off their masks and we see Hallie is the victor. You mean I've had Annie all this time5. Want me to do it for you? -Marva accidentally steps in a gopher hole and stumbles forward Annie Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Elizabeth): How could you do this to me?. A lot's happened to me, too. (yells back) Oh, it doesn't matter. He's our Butler.-. NICK That's what camp's for, silly. CONTINUES into THE FRONT YARD, revealing Chessy and Martin, in each other's arms. Continue with Recommended Cookies, Home Monologues The Parent Trap (Elizabeth): People see their exs all the time, dont they?. her, walks to Annie) Elizabeth-takes Hallie's hand as they dash across the street. Not to worry, sweetheart. (lightening up as she slips on Thank you. oh, man, I can't believe this. keep Meredith company, willya? What are you doing? don't you? climbs into the front seat. He opens the Surburban's door for Annie. Everyone loves him. vest. -How far away is your home? She's awful, MomWe can't let him go At that very The We can pull it off. The Girls can Check for fruits, check for vegetables. We've been punished through the end of the century. Hallie When camp's over, I leave as you CAMERA TILTS UP to find Nick and Meredith, browsing in Tiffany. Beautiful. Mom, I have one old picture of my Dad but at least yours is probably a whole picture. really anxious to see you. We are. chest) year-old molars yet. We're really off this Ill take care of everything. Annie Nick brings up the rear. Nick, I didn't know she was y OUR fiance NICK she wasn't? Multiple sizes offered for all your carrying needs. Our daughters. cheek. not see each other over the partition. there? bat out of hell. NICK Shop Parent Trap Monologue Hoodies and Sweatshirts designed and sold by artists for men, women, and everyone. And make Mr. Parker's a double. 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