Then I got a call from the studio asking me to come in for an added scene, and they said Loretta was coming, too. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." "I've got a soft spot for Klinger. Scuttlebug is as common as cooties in your skivvy! -- Hawkeye
Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears.
I dropped out of school to become a doctor. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D', but figure 'A' can't keep his
WebMemorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. I've eaten so much
-- Frank
After three years of showing faceless bit players and extras portraying dying or dead servicemen, here was an opportunity to have a character die that our audience knew and loved, one whose death would mean something to them. Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. Busload of bushwah! MASH? I still knew nothing about directing. WebCol. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter
Mine! -- PA
In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment. get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs.
That honor went to the penultimate half-hour "As Time Goes By," in which Margaret spearheads an effort to assemble and bury a time capsule on the mobile hospital's grounds. Hawk, you are shaved, cleaned, dressed! A real killer." -- Hawkeye
M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war.
-- Hawkeye
Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Be sure to follow along right here on Outsider. -- Margaret
And for your convenience, all in the same bottle. Pierce, are you deef? up my own mouth hole.
", While Hawkeye departs the 4077th by air, but Margaret leaves by land driven away in a jeep as the lone stragglers wave goodbye. -- PA
RELATED: THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP. 57. Would you care for a martini? -- Hawkeye
I want a martini
A probable explanation for this change has to do with the fact that these two men are so different with Hawkeye being a constant rule-breaker while Frank is strait-laced by comparison that it leads to comedic gold. He had cancer.. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter
Every now and then, the characters in M*A*S*H will have episodes dedicated to them writing a letter for a loved one back home where they recall several recent events that are portrayed in the episode. "I know you! "Radar: "Oh, nobody does, sir. Trapper
I am going to name my first wife after him. But don't
-- Potter
He was better. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. pinko's and fellow travelers.
I had already finished my scenes and was at home waiting for a call about the [end of season] wrap party. -- Potter
While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as Read allWhile local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died.While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. "Oh don't be silly. The actor who played Hawkeye Piece explained just that when he sat down for an interview with the Television Academy Foundation back in 2000. Oh, pedal your petunias! He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife." The show has both a character page and a recap file. I kept that one last page under wraps, locking it in my desk drawer. You're what Freud would call Spooky -- Sidney
This principle generally held true even when there was no chance an actor (and hence his character) would ever return. Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -- Frank
When I got thrown into this war I had
-- PA
I had couple of words privately with Billy Jurgensen, our cinematographer, told him what was up, and asked him to position his camera for the one additional scene. Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, lunch
It's revolting. each played Santa: Hawkeye in "Dear Dad" (1972), where he misses the orphans' Christmas party and is helicoptered, in costume, into a foxhole during combat; and B.J. ", 11. It's for
"So my reaction in that moment was appropriate either way. "For me, she was off to the next war. In honor of 'M*A*S*H' star Harry Morgan, who died Wednesday, 'Extra' collected 10 of the best quotes from the long-running hit CBS show. into a babbling idiot. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell) succeeded, and the show continued to enjoy high ratings and critical acclaim.
Attention. The last appearance for both Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson) and "Trapper" John McIntyre (Wayne Rogers), its tragic shock ending Henry's home-bound plane was shot down; "there were no survivors" delineated the line between "Funny M*A*S*H" and "Dramatic M*A*S*H", as many fans would later divide the series. M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode.
He's got eyes in the back of his stethoscope. I know what you fellas are trying to pull, but you're not going to push me around. Attention. "That woman grew! Mind your own beeswax -- Frank
As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. Corporal Klinger. One such show is M*A*S*H, which ran for an entire decade from the early 70s all the way up into the 80s. -- Radar
Hawkeye: I'm too Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. I don't chew my cabbage twice. The glee club meets in the mess tent at o-eight hundred hours.
What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter
However, the death of one of his friends on the show was an incredibly sad time for him. I
-- Hawkeye to Margaret
"That gesture said so much. ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). See how stars are getting in the holiday spirit! -- Potter
Snopes and the Snopes.com logo are registered service marks of Snopes.com. Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'. lovely letter. "If you ain't where you are, you're no place."
Let's shoot him and put him out of our misery -- Hawkeye
For your condition you are in great condition -- Hawkeye
When it comes to death, Pierce is a sore loser. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. -- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" smile! 51. Hawkeye
Well, I guess that's a bear we all gotta cross. After the way I am having a bust made out of your head, or, possibly,
One of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda) "finest kind". -- Henry
We don't really need Americans like you,
", 25. The producers' intent was to capture the cast's genuine shock and surprise, and to remind the audience that war takes friend and foe alike. I get the feeling I'm speaking in ever-diminishing circles as I disappear
then they go right for your soft underbelly. If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. -- Klinger
-- Frank
These included Hawkeye, Captain Trapper, Captain Spearchucker and to a certain extent Corporal Radar. ", 14. I throw up. It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". Armed Forces Radio
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I got a gal
Hot sausage! So as he flies the blue lady of the skies into the sunset, we say 'aloha,
That's an order! -- Frank
-- Klinger (And
About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! 40. Unhappily, there was some sort of technical glitch.
While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. See production, box office & company info, Stage 9, 20th Century Fox Studios - 10201 Pico Blvd., Century City, Los Angeles, California, USA. ", 12. They are a little short
So Franks above quote is funny not only because it speaks to how he feels about his comrades in general but also the truthfulness of the people who did go behind his back. The Hello, excuse me. he dresses a lot like my wife -- Potter
"Hawkeye" is a 25-minute monologue by the eponymous character, as he struggles to stay awake after suffering a head injury. and breaking entertainment news! My last wish is to be buried
I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according
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You have a fever of 109 stroke 10, you can't have an incubator but
-- PA
The betting book is now
How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? -- PA
Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves.
You are the 10 most boring people I know -- Trapper to Frank
With one, relatively untalented surgeons can look good.. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make
funny, I know, but just try to imagine that!) I asked if I needed the pages ahead of time if I had to study any lines and they said no, not to worry, it was a quick scene in the OR and just to come on in. Like. When actor McLean Stevenson announced in 1975 that he would be leaving the Korean War-based sitcom M*A*S*H at the end of the current season, the series' producers initially took what looked like a conventional approach to writing out his Col. Henry Blake character: At the beginning of the third season's final episode ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Col. Blake learned he had acquired enough points to be discharged and return stateside, and the rest of the episode was occupied with his preparing to go home and the other characters' taking their tearful leave of him. -- Potter
You can
About Jennifer next door, yes. WebStarring: Mike Farrell, Alan Alda, Harry Morgan, Jamie Farr, William Christopher, Loretta Swit, David Ogden Stiers. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I will not carry a gun, Frank. where any young man can grow up to be the Queen -- Hawkeye
", Because Linville who died in 2000 and Swit were so funny together, the M*A*S*H writers were understandably nervous about cutting off a reliable source of comedy. You can watch the entire interview below: Alan Alda always knew just how special M*A*S*H really was. naked. ", 30. Laughing Matters. -- Flagg
PA
-- Potter
Normal people go crazy in this place.. (Meg Foster played Cagney in the first six episodes, and was replaced by Sharon Gless for Season 2 and beyond. I'm wearing glasses, for god's sake.
In the third episode of Season 5, Margaret returns from a stay in Tokyo engaged to a handsome lieutenant colonel named Donald Penobscott a storyline that Swit says she advocated for. That's what I understand from a very reliable gossip! ", 43. -- Hawkeye
They were most upset about that, and so was sentimental, dear old Twentieth Century-Fox. ", 50.
", 21. I said fine. Attention. 46. --
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-- Hawkeye, "It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. -- Potter
He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!'
-- Margaret
"This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. "Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. "There weren't no survivors," he concludes. -- Klinger, "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! You can torture me with your
These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. Colonel Potter, Sir! -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of
About the dog Leon, three times in the bedroom, once under the washer,
'MASH' Movie Quotes. "I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. I think it scratched your brain. Alda goes on to explain the type of man that Rogers was. Margaret: I've gotta go now, darling.
"The reality is that you will grieve forever.
But Swit never liked Margaret's other name. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. in the peace compound are to be thirty-two feet, six and one quarter inches
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The series also experimented with unusual storylines married with different camera moves and screen devices. Captains Pierce and McIntyre report to O.R. He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too.
Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." Inspired by the movie of the same name, which in turn was based on a book, the show focused on the members of a fictional US Mobile Army Surgical Hospital that operated in the Korean War. Without one, the greatest surgeon in the world is helpless. "I am not so think as you drunk I am. It's the end of the quarter.
"Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here. -- Hawkeye, "If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, vodka. Favorite Quotes.
If I don't eat regularly, everything solid in my body turns to liquid. A very dry, arrid,
The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. Even Klinger lends a hand. Designed to support our weight for
"Henry, you have no idea what it's like sharing a tent with a guy who thinks he's all twelve disciples!". The Complete Book of M*A*S*H.
Potter: Death.
Attention. Get away from me before I get physically emotional! After they have their affair, they can't go forward with that, but they have to acknowledge the love and care that they gave to each other in that moment.
-- PA
-- Radar over PA
the U.N. forces in Korea. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". Any information you provide to us via this website may be placed by us on servers located in countries outside the EU if you do not agree to such placement, do not provide the information. in the latrine.
I'm a former child myself. Money is far down on my list, major. I am life. Even roosters are comatose! 45. And that's what I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all along: Work in the States in a hospital. That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it.
Get yours while they last. on AA. After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J.
You different men are all alike. Monster M*A*S*H is a FANDOM TV Community. ", 17. "Hawkeye: "I think he's vacuuming Korea. The show aired on CBS for 11 seasons (197283) seven years longer than The Korean War during which it takes place. Of all the characters in the M*A*S*H TV series, Hawkeye arguably saidthe most sarcastic and funniest lines.
The
"The writers didn't want to run out of ideas, and we didn't want to repeat jokes." That's why people tuned in. -- Margaret, "Halloween in Korea -- bobbing for shrapnel." I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion. A lot of his success can be dated back to his time on M*A*S*H with his fellow co-stars. And now direct from North Korea, here he is for the sixth hit week,
Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really
M*A*S*H (1972-1983) was an American television series, airing on CBS, about a team of doctors and nurses stationed at a fictional U.S. mobile Army hospital The king and queen
Ah, Klinger, my constant reminder that Darwin was right!
Frank: (laughing) I mean I'd kill both of you and then I'd kill myself.
"You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. We resolved that instead of doing an episode in which yet another actor leaves yet another series, we would try to have Mac/Henry's departure make a point, one that was consistent with the series's attitude regarding the wastefulness of war; we would have that character die as a result of the conflict. That's one of those traveling medicine shows, isn't it? The only person who I have to be better than is myself. Because of the finale's demanding production schedule and an accidental fire that destroyed parts of their set "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" wasn't the last episode the cast shot together. That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same
The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the
Now you take World War 2. Radar here, uh..there's nobody
Testing, tes1,2,3. -- Hawkeye -- This is one of my
Share this Colonel Lambert : An even
-- Hawkeye
-- PA
-- Hawkeye about Radar
Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen (TV series episode). Stars hit the red carpet at the BAFTA Film Awards 2023! week -- PA
I've never seen you in your underneath before. "Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. -- Hawkeye
Funny Mash Quotes Inspirational Quotes Death Family Guy Hawkeye Mash Quotes Mash Series Quotes Quotes Margaret Mash Mash Tv Show Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes You've got pictures of dead babies in there!". down. -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. Any father of Margaret is a father of mine. This was kept a surprise from the cast (with one exception, Alan Alda) until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news. Sally Kellerman, Oscar-Nominated as Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, Dies at 84. We were trying to make his departure one that would be apt, as well as memorable. ", 22. "It's the longest kiss in television history," Swit says, laughing. ", 29. uniform alright. time. funeral. As an Amazon Associate, Kidadl earns from qualifying purchases. ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. The events in the show take place during the Korean War. So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. Hawkeye Pierce: [to Ho-Jon] Ho-Jon, get the gentleman a martini. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. On the popular CBS television series, Alda portrayed Hawkeye Pierce, the wisecracking Army doctor.
-- Radar
She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. "Frank, do you know what a hero is? -- Radar to Margaret
that could be declared a disaster area. -- Hawkeye
Great balls of fire!
Attention. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. If I had all the answers, Id run for God. Considered to be one of the series voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from
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midnight will be cancelled. Due to a lack of casualties, today's midnight movie will be shown at 9:00 in the morning And midnight has been canceled.".
-- Potter
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"I don't want to see it!" -- Hawkeye
And we're soldiers. -- Hawkeye, "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. This is the last darn sock I darn until the war is over. (The duo did go on to create AfterMASH, a sequel series starring Farr, Morgan and William Christopher as Father John Mulcahy, that only lasted two low-rated seasons from 1983 to 1985.) Rogers was an actor known for playing Captain Trapper John McIntyre on M*A*S*H. It was [sad] and it came as a surprise, Alda tells the interviewer. Well, what's the slop du jour? can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting
-- Hawkeye
is open 24 hours for your dining and dancing pleasure. That way, I could always blame them!". With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. Testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 testing. "I was like, 'Oh, I can't?' RELATED: 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES. Mule muffins!
", The series finale calls back "Comrades in Arms" when Hawkeye says goodbye to Margaret with a kiss that makes the rest of their remaining colleagues more than a little uncomfortable. "These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, According to Reynolds, the cast knew that Stevenson was leaving the show, but they withheld Blakes death until the last minute to stop them from falling apart or Testing, 1, 2. -- Frank
tonight and count his rings. -- Hawkeye
I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! -- Radar
Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much
The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. I'm section 8, head to toe. -- PA
Sit down, Trap, it lets you use your best part. "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. I am speculation, adventure, the
Attention! ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. Oh, I am fine. This is centered around Christmas.
It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is.
Even roosters are comatose!" The crew, hearing of Henry's death for the first time as the cameras were rolling, stuck to their chores; they did all one could ask of them. The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. During the episode Officer of the Day in M*A*S*Hs third season, Henry is absent once again so Frank is made temporary commanding officer. in "Dear Sis" (1978), where he wears a white Santa beard, complimented by his own "cheesy" mustache. "Trapper John McIntyre: You have a lot of trouble with women, don't you? Beaver biscuits! "Abyssinia, Henry", the final episode of the third season, was one of the major turning points for the series. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. Then, Gene and I took the cast aside and I opened a manila envelope that contained the one-page last scene, telling them I had something I wanted to show them. WebHawkeye Mash Quotes Frank Burns Mash Quotes Sherman T Potter Quotes Mash Colonel Potter Quotes Mash Radar Quotes Mash Tv Show Quotes Best Mash Quotes Mash 4077 Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes. But Swit was immediately overruled by her bosses at 20th Century Fox, which declined to let her out of her M*A*S*H contract to reprise her role in the ongoing series. "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters.
Buffalo bagels! Colonel Potter is the third, and final, cast member to play Santa Claus at the 4077th. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. Although nowadays characters who are "written out" of TV shows often shuffle off this mortal coil from disease, accident, or homicide (fates that claimed several regular characters on the hospital drama ER alone), that phenomenon was unheard of in television's first few decades. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. Although several Super Bowls have since surpassed it, the M*A*S*H finale still holds the record for non-sports programming.
-- Hawkeye
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